Bourne Diary - December  2007

by

Rex Needle

Saturday 1st December 2007

Bourne Town Council will be loudly applauded this week for articulating what the population has been saying for many years, that we need to see more policemen out on the streets.

The authority met on Tuesday and condemned an appeal from the county force seeking additional funding and warning that staff numbers would be cut unless several million pounds could be found to plug its budget deficit, but the message from councillors was clear: more police on the beat or no more taxes. Their ruling provides the headline for the latest issue of The Local newspaper which rightly gives front page coverage to the debate (November 30th), the clearest indication for many years that the public is totally dissatisfied with the current level of policing and councillors voicing the fears and dissatisfaction of the people they represent, a perfect example of the democratic process.

The mayor, Councillor Jane Kingman Pauley, summed up the feelings of colleagues and the entire town when she said: “We pay our council tax and we are not getting what we pay for. We have not got enough police in Bourne.” Other members highlighted Bourne’s problems, particularly during the evenings at weekends, and one even suggested petitioning the government to intervene. Councillor Trevor Holmes was equally scathing when he referred to the public relations exercise mounted by the police to get more cash: “They seem to spend an awful lot of money telling us how skint they are.”

The reaction from Lincolnshire Police is not encouraging, with Chief Superintendent Terry Hackett, who is based at Grantham more than 20 miles away, insisting that crime levels are falling yet he adds: “We are the lowest funded police force in the country and if we received an extra £11 million, it would mean more resources and staff to fight and detect crime and reduce anti-social behaviour.” He also said that there had been an 8% decrease in recorded crime in the Bourne sector and that may be true but as most people know that it because the police are now more preoccupied with targets than solving cases with the result that many crimes are not logged with the intention of keeping the figures down.

In 1913, the permanent police strength in Bourne based at the county police station in North Street was one superintendent, one inspector, two sergeants and 17 constables, all available for regular beat duty, for a population of 4,343 (1911). The budget of the county force in those days was infinitesimal when compared with the £108.6 million today, yet apart from the odd Community Support Officer pottering through the Burghley Arcade on market day, the police presence has all but disappeared even when frequent outbreaks of vandalism and anti-social conduct are reported.

There is one other factor we should not forget, reported by BBC Online on Tuesday 9th October 2007. Lincolnshire has one of the worst performing police forces in England and Wales, according to Home Office figures just published. Assessments rated 43 forces excellent, good, fair or poor in seven different categories, tackling crime, resources and efficiency, serious crime and public protection, protecting vulnerable people, satisfaction and fairness, implementation of neighbourhood policing and local priorities. Lincolnshire was among the bottom six with just seven points out of a maximum of 21.

What the local newspapers are also saying: Lincolnshire County Council has at last discovered what this column has been saying for the past five years, that its free sheet, County News, sent out each month to 320,000 homes, is too expensive to produce. The Lincolnshire Free Press reports that it is costing £5,000 a week and that a working group of councillors has been appointed to consider its future (November 27th), the various options including re-naming and re-launching and reducing the number of issues to six or four a year because the original objective of providing a profit from advertising has not materialised.

This is a most curious revelation because the issue for March 2006 gave the projected cost of production for 2007 as £381,380 and that much of this figure would be offset by advertising and the publication of its own public notices that would otherwise have to appear in commercial newspapers, and as a result “this means that the County News pays not only for itself entirely but also covers the cost of every other Lincolnshire County Council publication".

Councils are not in the business of publishing newspapers which are fairly thick on the ground throughout the county and although few are perfect, they are produced by people who know their job. Instead, we have this second rate newspaper full of self-adulatory editorial published twelve times a year at a total cost of £270,000 which could be better spent elsewhere. The newspaper quotes the council’s head of communications, Janet Marshall, saying that it was important to keep the content “fresh and interesting” which it clearly is not because the July issue carried an apology for a gross inaccuracy about public support for a council tax increase published on the front page four months before and which obviously misled many people. A far better solution therefore would be to curtail publication altogether because most people I know dump it straight into their silver wheelie bin or use it to line the bottom of the birdcage.

A few weeks ago I discussed the popular trend in politics to use the diminutive first name when referring to leading figures in government, Andy, Ed, Des, Jacqui and Debby, for instance, all of whom are leading figures in central government rather than pop music or perhaps children’s television as might be thought.

Those brought up in an age where every senior figure in their life, be it schoolmaster, magistrate or member of parliament, was always referred to as Mr, find it hard to take anything seriously when uttered by the Bobs, Daves, Jims, Tims and Toms, because nicknames do not command the same respect as the formality of past times but as the hare of popularity is running and has become unstoppable, I suggested that it may not be long before we have a Kev in Number Ten. Not quite yet though, because we have a dour Gordon firmly ensconced in Downing Street but not so in the antipodes where a Kevin has emerged as the next Prime Minister of Australia.

Although a recent addition to the lexicon of boys’ names in England, Kevin does have ancient roots, originating in Ireland where its use is widespread and meaning handsome by birth. St Kevin, to whom its popularity is due, was Abbot of Glendalough in the 6th century and the ruins of his settlement in the valley of the two lakes remain a favourite day’s outing from Dublin. In later years, the song Kevin Barry refers to a young student rebel who was hanged by the British in 1920 after the abortive ambush of an army truck to obtain weapons.

It is therefore well known in America and the former colonies, populated in years past by many Irish immigrants, but the name was unknown in my boyhood seventy years ago yet has not been in such popular use in England as it is today. It has also been one of the most frequent names to be registered annually in the United States since 1880, peaking in 1960 when there were 271,263, but the number has since dropped to under 60,000. The name, however, fails to find a place in the list of 100 boys' names in this country, Jack being the most popular in 2006 with Mohammed in 22nd place, perhaps a sign of the changing times in which we live.

This week’s general election results from down under means that John Howard loses the premiership after eleven years in favour of Kevin Rudd and international relations being what they are, he is quite likely to visit Gordy in the near future and so as I suggested, we may soon have a Kev at No 10 although only passing through and not a permanent fixture for a while yet.

If you can build a better mousetrap then the world will beat a path to your door and that old saying might well be applied to the lavatory seat. It is not exactly a fitting topic for polite conversation yet they are an important part of our daily life but maddening to replace for as with so many of the simple household artefacts on sale today, the instructions are brief and usually incomprehensible.

The problem is that the design has hardly changed since the water closet we know today was introduced in the 19th century with all of its maddening characteristics. Not being a practical person, I have battled for a week trying to fit our new replacement seat but despite repeated adjustments, it constantly failed the final test, that of standing up for cleaning and, of course, for use by us men, the constant reminder from my mother in my boyhood forever ringing in my ears whenever using the toilet: “Don’t forget to lift the seat.”

After the fifth or sixth unsuccessful attempt at fitting, I contemplated calling in outside help but decided that a £50 call-out fee from a plumber was too high a price to pay and although seeking assistance from my neighbour, a trained engineer, did cross my mind, I decided that it would test our friendship to the limit if I asked him to look into our lavatory. So it was back to the practicalities and then I awoke in the middle of the night, my mind uncluttered with the minutiae of other annoying matters, and the solution became clear: unscrew the back brass fitting and turn it round to give a greater clearance at the front of the seat.

It worked first time and my lavatory seat is now in situ and working perfectly while I am busy writing a new set of fitting instructions which I plan to send off to the makers in the hope of sparing others from such a troublesome and exasperating spell of do-it-yourself.

On Saturday night, anxious to find some suitable television viewing, we replayed a favourite programme about the composer Franz Schubert recorded some twenty-five years ago, and thoroughly enjoyed it, not least because the tape also included an additional item in the John Betjeman series from 1968 showing a peaceful England that is now a mere memory. The sequence was captured from Channel 4, complete with advertisements which we also watched with some wonder because the entire output demonstrated the way in which television has deteriorated in almost four decades since it was made.

Today, with innumerable channels available on Freeview, we are at a loss to find an hour’s decent viewing most evenings and even then we are assaulted with frenetic advertising and trailers with programmes cut short by a reduced screen, inserted announcements and bimbo voices designed to keep you watching the same channel but have the opposite effects because they prompt an immediate switch off. By contrast, the taped excerpt from the schedules we did watch with such enjoyment was a model of civilised programming and even the advertisements were sensibly produced without the cacophonous music and strident voices that accompany them today.

Where has television gone wrong? The pursuit of ratings appears to be responsible for an overall dumbing down of subject matter with sex the overriding ingredient, even in period costume dramas where the work of our traditional authors has been dressed up with a veneer of voyeurism in an attempt to attract new audiences to the classics, while the majority of the drama, both soaps and plays and usually about doctors, hospitals or the police, are merely a litany of unsavoury characters squabbling and falling out with each other. But the experiment has failed because the inferior and often vulgar output from all channels is a constant source of complaint whenever television is discussed and far from increasing viewing figures now prompts more people than ever to turn elsewhere for their entertainment.

The Betjeman programme I mentioned showed Sidmouth in Devon and Sherborne in Dorset, two beautiful West Country towns as they were before the motor car ruined our streets and, as with the entire two hours of this vintage television, were perfect examples of an England long gone.

Thought for the week: I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (1890-1977), American comedian, film star and famed as a master of wit.

Saturday 8th December 2007

The display of meat for public consumption has been sanitised in recent years to compensate for a reluctance among customers associating what they are buying for the table with the animals to be seen in the countryside. The very thought of slaughtering cows named Daisy and lambs called Larry is not good for business and so the prime cuts are swaddled in polythene packets with as little blood as possible and no pictures of the living beings they once were.

In years past, butchers’ shops had large charts on the walls with diagrams of livestock showing which parts of the body the best cuts came from while carcasses hung from large hooks, often outside in the street where they attracted flies, especially in the summer, but then this was in the days before Health and Safety when few were offended by the thought of eating animals.

Meat was particularly popular during the Victorian era and Christmas was a period when most families gorged themselves, gargantuan meals graphically described by Charles Dickens. In the late 19th century, when the population of Bourne was only 3,760, there were ten butchers in Bourne and for the festive season in 1887, they provided large quantities of meat for local families, George Mays, of Eastgate, for instance, killing 300 sheep, two of which had been recently exhibited at the Smithfield Show, one weighing 211 lb., the other 187 lb., and nine beef cattle, while others made similar preparations.

The small and delicately packaged offerings from the supermarket today have little similarity to the huge lumps of red meat on sale in past times. You will never see the picture of a cow in McDonald’s and modern joints of meat bear little resemblance to the animals found frolicking on the farm and so they are bought, cooked and eaten without a twinge of conscience about the killing involved while a recent survey revealed that few children actually know the origins of their beef burgers or the contents of their sausages which would certainly not be eaten with such relish if they did.

Not everyone in past times had the good fortune to eat well over Christmas for these were the days of the soup kitchens for the poor and needy. However, you may discount any notion of opening a can of Heinz cream of tomato to ease the hunger pangs because reality was very different. Bread was the staple diet for most ordinary or labouring families and a survey of 1860 discovered that many adults consumed around 12 lbs. every week. It was often made more palatable by being covered with dripping or, very occasionally, a little butter. Small quantities of bacon, salt pork, beef, cheese and porridge also formed part of many poorer people’s weekly diets although such nourishing foodstuffs were more frequently reserved for the man of the house who needed to keep up his strength to maintain the family’s income.

Pea soups or weak broths were other standbys for impoverished families and surprisingly, milk was in short supply, even in country areas, as many farmers chose to feed butter or skimmed milk to their pigs and calves. Even late in the 19th century, many women, and often their children, had to survive on a monotonous diet of bread, lard, vegetables and very weak tea. Some of our ancestors who fell on really hard times and ended up in the workhouse often ate better than the poorer workers in their own homes, with a regular and more balanced diet, although it may have been dull and boring by today’s culinary standards.

Potato soup for mass consumption was an example of the food provided by some workhouses and a menu was published in an 18th century pamphlet, Information for Overseers, and quoted by the Stamford Mercury on Friday, 31st January 1800 after being recommended by a Mr Turnor at the Bourne Sessions held at the Town Hall. It was prepared as follows:
 

Put an ox’s head, well washed, into 13 gallons of water, add a peck and a half of pared potatoes, half a quartern of onions, a few carrots and a handful of pot herbs, thicken it with two quarts of oatmeal (or barley meal) and add pepper and salt to your taste. Set it to stew with a gentle fire early in the afternoon, allowing as little evaporation as may be, and not skimming off the fat, but leaving the whole to stew gently over the fire, which should be renewed and made up at night. Make a small fire under the boiler at seven o’clock in the morning, and keep adding as much water as will make up the loss by evaporation, keeping it gently stewing until noon, when it will be ready to serve for dinner. The whole may be divided into 52 messes, each containing (by a previous division of meat and fat), a piece of meat and fat and a quart of savoury nourishing soup. The expenses of the meals are: ox’s head 2 shillings and sixpence; potatoes, onions etc 1 shilling and 1 penny; 2 quarters of oatmeal 11 pence; cost exclusive of fire and cooking: 4 shillings and 6 pence.


No doubt every drop was eaten with relish because the old adage that beggars could not be choosers was never more true than for those who were unfortunate enough to have ended up living in the workhouse.

What the local newspapers are saying: The annual Christmas shopping event organised by the Chamber of Trade and Commerce was switched to daytime on Sunday last weekend rather than Friday evening as in past years but the jury is still out over whether it will remain that way. A photo feature of the proceedings is carried by The Local and everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves but the consensus seemed to be that the important missing feature was the Christmas illuminations which only shine at their best after dark (December 7th).

There is certainly something seasonal about being out and about and in jolly company after sundown when the shops and streets are ablaze with coloured lights and so providing a mood of bonhomie and good cheer and it is difficult to create such an atmosphere in the middle of the day. Traders are aware of this and will be debating the issue in the New Year when they will decide whether to continue with the new format or return to late night shopping. In the meantime, comments are invited by the newspaper to test public reaction.

A discussion has been underway in the Bourne Forum over short-changing in the shops and retail outlets and although the mere suggestion of such dishonesty is likely to provoke an angry protest from the Chamber of Trade and Commerce, the evidence is that it does happen but whether it is deliberate is a matter of conjecture. Indeed, we speak from personal experience and there are others out there who have similar tales to tell.

This is particularly galling because most checkouts are now equipped with machines that calculate the cost of purchases and flag up the amount of change due and so all the sales assistant has to do is to hand the customer the correct amount. On several occasions we have found ourselves short, usually by one pound, sometimes more, but this has always been handed over once the error has been pointed out.

The mistake is never in our favour and we have the distinct impressions that it is often done deliberately, perhaps someone seeking to supplement low wages or merely attracted by the prospect of easy money, but no matter what the cause, the act is still theft by deception. Age also appears to be no barrier and in the most recent incident, the culprit was a man of mature years who must have learned to add up at school, an asset that has escaped many of the younger generation.

Some customers are reluctant to point out the mistake, flustered by a busy shop and an impatient queue behind, and so pay more for their goods than they should but we have decided that every case, whether deliberate of accidental, will be challenged. This can be done by mentally calculating the change required while the transaction is in progress and by the time it is handed over, you are in a position to say exactly how much it should be and then leave the money offered in your open hand or on the counter until it has been agreed. A shortfall of £1 on a transaction soon adds up and can be a costly exercise for old age pensioners and those on benefit while the same amount must be an attractive proposition for a dishonest sales assistant who may be poorly paid and in need of extra cash and can soon tot up an extra £20 a day. It is an attractive proposition and one fairly easy to perpetrate for anyone who can keep their nerve.

The majority of those employed in our shops, pubs, restaurants and elsewhere, are honest and hard working and would not dream of trying to swindle customers in this way but it is impossible for employers to vouch for the honesty of every employee and as this category of workers is subject to the same averages as every other sphere of human activity, there will be some with criminal tendencies. With the advent of Christmas and the busiest shopping time of the year, you have been warned.

News is a misleading word in that it actually means bad news and not good news which is evident by its absence from the print publications and the various television bulletins. Death and disaster are the main ingredients and any ray of sunshine likely to intrude is extinguished before it sees the light of day. I speak with some experience having reported the news for the past half a century from many parts of the world and no matter what excesses were described, the news desk invariably came back with a demand to increase the anguish with the excuse that the public wanted more. It is not for nothing that “Not many dead” has earned its place in the folklore of journalism as a laughable, and therefore inadmissible, headline.

The prominence given to catastrophic events has now reached epidemic proportions with the result that one of the most depressing programmes on television is BBC News 24, a round the clock litany of the worst excesses of the human race, presented as entertainment by a duo usually comprising a badly dressed male with a ridiculous hair piece and a simpering girl partner with a squeaky voice, both totally lacking gravitas yet valiantly trying to tell us about what has been going on around the globe. The news items are also boringly repetitive, concerning political squabbles, government inefficiencies, international tensions, the sexual peccadilloes of celebrities and the usual diet of death and disaster, earthquake, storm and fire. Few tales to gladden the heart are included and after twenty minutes of this stuff, the world seems a hopelessly depressing place indeed.

What is needed is a good news bulletin, a series of stories about real people getting along with each other and doing heart warming things, tales to demonstrate that the old fashioned values are not yet dead. Ten minutes of this every morning would put a smile on your face and a spring in the step as we prepared to face the day while proving that life really does have an upside instead of being filled with the doom and gloom the BBC would have us believe.

Thought for the week: If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it.
- Margaret Fuller, American journalist, critic and women's rights activist (1810-1850).

Saturday 15th December 2007

The Chamber of Trade asked for comments about its decision to swap late night Christmas shopping on Friday to a daytime event on a Sunday and it appears that most prefer to see the illuminations twinkling and the lights on in the shop windows which are totally ineffective in daylight.


Town councillor Guy Cudmore (Bourne East) has summed up the situation perfectly in a contribution to the Bourne Forum which asked for public reaction. He wrote:


Sunday is not a regular shopping day in Bourne. Normally, many shops are shut and the streets deserted. It is therefore not clever to suddenly expect a difference, especially a fortnight before Christmas, when all of the people who habitually drive into other places to shop on a Sunday will be keener than average to do so. The lights that shineth in darkness are traditionally turned on a Friday evening, when families are all at home and not otherwise occupied. It is not wise to fly in the face of tradition, many voices have been saying this over the past year. Added to which, the regular weekly needs of the churches on Sunday were ignored, including the Salvation Army concert, causing much disgruntlement. There is much call to do the thing properly again on Friday evening next year.


There has been no discussion as to why the Friday night shopping event was shelved but chatting to traders around the town, especially in the immediate area of North Street, there is an apparent concern about the unruly conduct of young people with one report of teenage girls fighting outside a shop in the Burghley Arcade. This is no reflection on the event itself but a sign of the times, when parental control recedes and illiberal attitudes reign. There might also be a reluctance on the part of some traders to remain open after their usual hours.

Councillor Cudmore’s remarks will certainly find favour with the majority and should be an important consideration for the chamber when it meets in the New Year to decide on the future format of the shopping event.

This is also the time for the town council to consider changing the venue for switching on the Christmas lights, held for the past 40 years on the steps of the Town Hall. This was an acceptable arrangement when the ceremony began in 1967 but is now unsafe for onlookers, mainly children, because the main roads through the town centre remain open to heavy traffic which has increased considerably since then.

The danger this year was highlighted in a letter to The Local newspaper in which Mr J Crofts asked why the roads were not closed off (December 7th). “I was outside the NatWest Bank with my four-year-old daughter who could not see anything”, he wrote. “If you wanted to move then you had to walk on to the road which was madness because there was traffic coming from all directions, including articulated lorries, and as the pavements were bulging with eager children and their parents it would only have taken one little push or fall for someone to have been seriously injured.”

Perhaps the time has come for the two events to be held at the same time and in the same place and in the unlikely event of permission being obtained to close two trunk roads for several hours on a Friday evening, the new paved market place behind the Corn Exchange would appear to be the most suitable venue. There is plenty of space for stalls and amusements which could even extend into the adjoining car park if necessary and a double event, switching on the Christmas lights and the start of late night shopping, would be sure to attract more people who could gather in a safer environment without the road hazards that are currently present when a large crowd congregates in the town centre.

The market place has already been used for stalls and amusements during the late night shopping in 2004 and it was a tremendous success. There was a wonderful air of enjoyment as the crowds gathered and gossiped without the necessity of keeping open a weather eye for passing traffic. Unfortunately, the experiment did not meet with the approval of traders who complained that it kept customers away from their shops and so it was not repeated.

Late night shopping is merely a glorified excuse for retailers to take more money. The amusements and charity stalls are included in order to make it a festive event. It is therefore the duty of the Chamber of Trade and the town council to make safety of paramount importance and until our main streets are pedestrianised, then it is a matter of common sense that events such as this that attract large crowds are held elsewhere. Let us hope that discussions between the two during the coming year will come up with a sensible solution to ensure that the event continues with a more acceptable format and in a safer environment while at the same time proving of benefit to all who participate, both shopkeepers and the public.

The most disturbing news story of the week described how waiting police boarded a 767 jet airliner at Manchester International Airport to arrest Mrs Anne Darwin who was returning to this country from the United States voluntarily to face charges of deception. She is 55 years old and no matter what may have happened in the past, is defenceless and vulnerable at this time and certainly does not deserve a reception of six officers turning up, some armed with sub-machine guns and wearing protective vests, and with the press in tow, when she was on her way to give herself up. A waiting car with a woman constable to take her to Hartlepool police station where the investigation into her case is being conducted would have sufficed instead of the staged event that took place for the benefit of the media.

The assumption is that the police must seize every possible opportunity to give themselves a high profile because their reputation in most areas of England is at such a low ebb. Television pictures of them arresting a defenceless woman are perceived to be evidence that they are doing their job whereas most of us know that generally, they are not fulfilling the role the public expects.

Two weeks ago, Bourne Town Council made it quite clear that it would not support any increase in the budget of the Lincolnshire county force until more policemen were back on the beat and this is at the heart of the present dissatisfaction. The only uniformed presence we see in the town is an occasional community support officer, young and innocent and looking as though they would be more at home in the classrooms of the Robert Manning College than patrolling our streets, totally lacking in experience and authority, yet they are presented as the public face of the police force while hard-bitten, experienced officers are back at headquarters supping tea and shuffling papers.

The town council’s criticism is the tip of the iceberg, a sign that the people want a change in the present situation, a return of the beat constables that once provided security and assurances of safety to the populace as it was in years past. Vandalism, petty crime and anti-social behaviour may not be high on the list of priorities or match the arrest of a lady involved in a case that has attracted the attention of the international media, but they are factors which affect the quality of life in a small market town where the people pay their council tax for adequate protection which they are not getting. The situation must change if the police are to win back the respect they had in years gone by.

What the local newspapers are saying: Lincolnshire Police has been back to Bourne Town Council in an attempt to drum up support for more cash, this time with a presentation outlining their case for a further £7 million to plug the hole in its budget. The Stamford Mercury reports (December 14th) that Tuesday’s meeting was attended by a senior police officer accompanied by John Atter, a new and independent member of the Lincolnshire Police Authority (from this year), who is reported as saying: “The only way to gain sufficient funding to make the county as safe as it should be is by coming to you” which is hardly likely to inspire confidence because if the police force cannot guarantee our security with the £108.6 million a year it gets at present, then another £7 million is hardly likely to make much difference. Fortunately, councillors stuck to their guns and told the visitors to go back and seek financial help from the government rather than the council tax payer and stressed once again that the priority should be more policemen on the streets.

South Kesteven District Council continually stresses how anxious it is to increase its rate of recycling waste and so it comes as a surprise to hear that the community banks for accepting glass, plastic and clothes outside the Tesco supermarket in Market Deeping, near Bourne, are being closed down, the reason being that an assortment of unwanted items have been left there in breach of the regulations. The Local says that the discarded rubbish includes old toilets, televisions and mattresses and as a result, the council has taken the draconian step of shutting the site altogether from next week (December 14th).

 

Once again, this is an example of the council acting before it thinks because if the rubbish is not left there then it will be dumped in the countryside and as the authority has a duty to collect it from any location, then costs will soar. It is also an indication of what will happen when restrictions are placed on domestic refuse collections which is already the case with the landfill wheelie bin because householders are not allowed to supplement their fortnightly load with black plastic bags. Once again, targets are seen to be more important than actually providing an efficient public service and if the council continues along the same unthinking path, then fly-tipping will become a problem far more costly and difficult to solve than sorting out the present difficulties with the community waste banks and indeed the anomalies of the collection system as a whole.

This has been an eventful and very successful year for Bourne Abbey Primary School, Lincolnshire's flagship educational establishment for children. Not only is it celebrating 130 years of history, but in September it raised its own flag and is currently negotiating for Church of England status. Now comes the bonus news that the school has been rated as outstanding following a report in November by Ofsted, the official government body for inspecting schools.

For a large primary school with 620 pupils to achieve such a glowing report for all departments is an incredible achievement and a reflection not only on the tremendous job by school staff, but also on the stars of the report, the boys and girls who attend as well as the governors who were also singled out for similar praise.

Their chairman, John Kirkman, is suitably jubilant. "We are absolutely delighted that the inspection has resulted in a report that publicly recognises the outstanding ethos and education provided at the school", he said. "It bears out the confidence we have in the leadership and vision of the head teacher, Mrs Cherry Edwards, and the hard work, skills and passionate commitment of the whole leadership team, teachers, support staff, parents and governors who have brought us to the stage where Ofsted describes us as an outstanding school that gives excellent value for money.”

This is a very welcome development, not only for the school but also for Bourne, a reflection on our quality of life and another very good reason why so many couples with young families would wish to come here and live in such large numbers.

Thought for the week: The most precious, elegant object in a free society is a quiet life with small joys.
- A A Gill, writing in The Sunday Times Magazine, Sunday 2nd December 2007.

Saturday 22nd December 2007

Midnight mass has for long been one of the attractions of Christmas in years past but is under increasing threat from drunken behaviour inside and outside the church.

The service, often known as late night communion, usually begins at 11.30 pm, thus embracing the beginning of Christmas Day with carols, rejoicing and fellowship among friends, attracting packed congregations throughout the land including many who do not believe but retain their contact with Christianity through this one attendance of the year. Sadly, many churches have now either cancelled or re-arranged it for earlier in the evening which loses the impact of a service held at the very point of Christmas which has such a deeply religious meaning for so many.

The latest issue of the Roman Catholic weekly magazine The Tablet suggests that this is a direct result of the consumption of alcohol which has led to drunks arriving in the church during the service and causing a disturbance while many peace loving citizens are afraid to attend because it means walking home after dark when the public houses have emptied and perhaps encountering raucous and drunken behaviour in the streets or even unsafe driving on the roads.

Anglican churches are not obliged to hold any services on Christmas Eve and although many do offer a midnight mass, some do not although the tradition is still observed at the Abbey Church here in Bourne where there has been little trouble in recent years. This was not always the case.

Drink has been responsible for a great deal of rowdyism in the past and it became a particular problem forty years ago. In 1968, the vicar, Canon H P Laurence, said that excessive drinking before going to the service was not to be encouraged and that year, several people were asked to leave early as a result. "There was no disturbance", he said, "but there was an incident on one side of the aisle and it was dealt with very capably by a sidesman. You cannot select which people can and cannot come into the church and even if you could, you should not. This was just an occupational hazard."

The trouble was far more serious in later years, especially in 1975, when the service was disrupted by young hooligans creating a commotion outside the church while the service was in progress, and the Rev Gordon Lanham, who was then vicar, decided that enough was enough and the following year he issued this warning in the December issue of his parish magazine:

With the object of preventing a repetition of such barbarous behaviour, the Christmas Eve service will start at 11 p m. It is still, I believe, one of the laws of the land that churchwardens have the power of arrest and prosecution against persons causing disturbances at the time of divine worship. Those of you who were present at the Christmas service last year will know what I am talking about. This is why, this year, the time for the first Communion of the festival is moved forward to 11 p m on December 24th.

Nobody begrudges anybody extra drinking time on Christmas Eve, if that is their way of celebrating. There are, however, young hooligans who cannot accept it without making fools of themselves. This causes police officers unnecessary and distasteful trouble and interferes with other people's freedom to worship God in peace. The churchwardens and sidesmen have tried in the past to deal with this problem kindly and firmly. But I do not see why they should come to Communion and have to act as "bouncers". This intolerable nuisance may be mitigated by the earlier hour. Last year the church door had to be locked and this should never happen. No one should be debarred from worship.

We have, therefore, the age old problem of anti-social behaviour, manifest today in many forms but particularly abhorrent at the season of goodwill. Such conduct prevails because we allow it to. We can no longer blame the free and liberal society in which we live because the evidence is that it was always the case and until we have a government prepared to impose stricter controls over unruly and rebellious behaviour then we must put up with it and the majority will continue to be inconvenienced by the few.

A glimpse of Christmas past from 120 years ago, as reported by the Stamford Mercury on Friday 30th December 1887:

Christmas was ushered in at Bourne with merry peals of the bells of the old Abbey Church and the musical strains of the Bourne brass band who played carols and other appropriate pieces in an exceedingly creditable manner. The Guardians of Bourne Union gave their annual treat to the inmates of the union-house [the workhouse] on Boxing Day. The seasonable additions to the usual plain fare were apparently highly appreciated. A thoroughly enjoyable day was suitably concluded with a merry evening entertainment.

There is abundant energy being manifested in the seasonable decorations of the various business establishments at Bourne. The grocers' windows are tastefully adorned with appetising wares; and the milliners' and drapers' establishments also present an artistic appearance. At the National Schoolroom in North Street, the vicar and churchwardens and members of various local charities made their annual distribution among the deserving poor, the gifts including 700 yards of flannel, 50 blankets, 700 yards of calico and 170 tons of coal.

Mr Thomas Rosbottom, the celebrated Lancashire lecturer, addressed crowded meetings in the Victoria Hall [now demolished] in advocacy of temperance. The lectures were a great success, the audience being apparently entirely in sympathy with the lecturer, who interspersed anecdotes, humorous and pathetic, with his moving exhortations, in a manner quite irresistible. He claims that during his career as a lecturer he has induced thousands to sign the pledge.

Bourne Abbey was throughout adorned with seasonable decorations for Christmas. Though not so elaborately ornamental as in some previous years, the general effect was exceedingly pleasing. Over the communion table in white letters on a scarlet ground was the text "Emmanuel, God with us". The centre was occupied with a beautiful white cross. The miniature arches were filled with a pretty arrangement of evergreens interspersed with flowers. The reading desk was decorated with ivy and holly, the panels in front being ornamented with chrysanthemum crosses, the centre one of the St Cuthbert type. The pedestal of the lectern was gay with a choice selection of flowers and evergreens, a fine bunch of pampas grass being especially noticeable.

Holly berries and ivy embellished the handsome pulpit. The sills of the windows in the north and south aisles were beatified with texts worked in white on a scarlet ground, and encircled with wreaths and evergreens. The font was decorated with exquisite taste; the cover was surmounted with a fine cross and chrysanthemums; the pedestal was encircled with ivy and a variety of evergreens prettily frosted. Great praise is due to the ladies who so admirably executed the decorations. The services were well attended. The sermons, morning and evening, were preached by the Rev H M Mansfield, Vicar, his texts being Isaiah ix.6, and the words "Thy holy child Jesus". The musical portion of the service was executed with precision and taste, reflecting great credit on both organist and choir.

A grand fancy fair [similar to our modern pantomimes] was held in the Corn Exchange in aid of the funds of the Congregational Church. The room was fitted up as a street of nations or grand international bazaar. The scene was laid in Canton. The peculiar conglomeration of Oriental and European architecture was depicted with realistic effect. Proceeding down the left side of the street, the enterprising traveller passed in succession a Persian residence, an Indian cottage, a Chinese house, a delightful Japanese village, a Tyrolese chalet, a snug mountain home covered with snow and having icicles pendent from the roof, a magnificent Buddhist temple having its elaborate exterior embellished with representatives of the Oriental deity and dragons; the Japanese villa, "the Golden Lily"; a pretty view on the Yang-tse-Kiang. The last abode in the curious street was an Australian log hut.

The entire series of buildings presented a charming appearance, and attested the well-known skill of Mr A Stubley [Alfred Stubley, painter, paperhanger, sign-writer and art decorator of 28 West Street]. The articles exhibited on the various stalls were both useful and ornamental. Various entertainments were given in the evenings. Vocal and instrumental music was performed at intervals. Amongst the amusements were The House that Jack Built and Æsop's fables personified, which were very popular. The promoters of the enterprise are to be congratulated on the success which has deservedly crowned their efforts.

Shop watch: Don’t they know it’s Christmas - well Sainsburys certainly does. The price of my favourite Rheinhessen which has been static for the past 12 months has suddenly been hiked by 15p a bottle, so adding another 90p to the half dozen I bought this week to see me over the festive season and no doubt other wine lovers have a similar sorry tale to tell. Shame on you, Sainsburys!

What the local newspapers are saying: The Mayor, Councillor Jane Kingman Pauley, gives due acknowledgement to the many volunteers in Bourne working for the good of the community in her Christmas message on this web site and you only need read this week’s issue of The Local newspaper to discover how widespread that effort is (December 21st). Column after column is filled with reports of the people and organisations devoted to helping others, an activity that is particularly noticeable during the season of goodwill.

Even the front page carries a remarkable tale of Christmas charity in which the people of Bourne have rallied to send parcels to our troops serving in Iraq, a campaign that is proving to be one of their most dangerous conflicts of recent years. The appeal was sparked off by Mrs Cherry Cliffe whose son Alan is a major in the Royal Engineers and as a result, fifty boxes packed with hard-to-come-by items were handed in to the newspaper’s offices in West Street and despatched to Basra in time for Christmas. “The men have enjoyed and really appreciated the many surprises sent by your readers, friends and families”, said Major Cliffe. “Everything will be put to good use.”

Other reports deal with similar voluntary effort that deserve our heartfelt thanks for the devotion of those involved and although I am reluctant to single out anyone above the others, Alison Pettitt and her husband Philip justify a special mention at this time because once again they are giving up their Christmas Day to bring joy and cheer to others, particularly those who would otherwise be alone, by cooking them Christmas lunch in the Church Hall.

The event began as an experiment last year but was such a success that it is likely to become permanent and the newspaper reports that sixty people have already reserved a place but Alison has vowed that no one will be turned away for the festive fun which will include the traditional meal with gifts, carols and games and a packed tea to see them on their way. A team of helpers including chefs, waiters and eight volunteers will be on hand to assist while donations have been made to help meet the cost and one resident has even given all of the fresh vegetables. This is indeed the true spirit of Christmas.

Thought for the week: I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. - Charles Dickens, foremost novelist of the Victorian era and vigorous social campaigner, considered to be one of the greatest writers in the English language (1812-1870).

We are taking a break over Christmas and this column will not be appearing again until the New Year. The web site will however be operative and so please keep logging on when you find time and even make a contribution to the Forum if you have something to say. In the meantime, we wish everyone out there who visits us from around the world a happy and contented festive season and a healthy and prosperous 2008.

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